Well, my latest attempt to say "Hey, look at me! I write clever, sometimes darkly humorous, books and stories." has come to naught. And, since this is my eleventh top ten list (yes, there was a bonus list of Top Ten Reasons Not To Bring Your Children Along On A Stake-Out in my blog announcing I would be doing ten top ten lists), I have honored my commitment and can move on to other blogs and topics of greater potential interest ... at least to me. No worries. I'm not bitter.