Top Ten Reasons Writers Don't Write
Continuing my promised ten top ten lists to ease your withdrawal upon David Letterman's reitrement with:
The Top Ten Reasons Writers Don’t Write
Number 10: They don’t want their parents complaining to authorities every time someone criticizes their work.
Number 9: Aloha, bruddah. Everyone everywhere prefers surfing to working, even if they are only surfing the net.
Number 8: It’s really tedious to write a 600,000 word fantasy trilogy on a smartphone keyboard using only your thumbs.
Number 7: Given the explosion in bad digital photography, exchange ratio has devalued so that picture now equals only .00173 words.
Number 6: Too busy gaming awards balloting or complaining about those that do.
Number 5: The internet demands that content be free. You get what you pay for: nothing.
Number 4: All the movies these days are based on comic books.
Number 3: Too busy publishing and marketing to bother writing. By the way, you can get all my books and stories at www.donaldjbingle.com.
Number 2: People would rather watch stupid people arguing on television than scripted drama.
And the Number 1 reason writers don’t write: WTF!?!? IMHO u r rong. its snot tru. TTFN. ;) [link] [emoji] [ad]