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Top Ten Ways Californians Are Wasting Water During The Drought


Top Ten Ways Californians Are Wasting Water During The Drought

Number 10: Still drinking scotch on the rocks instead of neat.

Number 9: Not closing any of the three million Starbucks locations statewide.

Number 8: Crying at weddings.

Number 7: Crying during divorces.

Number 6: Peeing a little during roller coaster rides at Disneyland.

Number 5: Salivating when they see Chris Hemsworth.

Number 4: Still tricking criminals into giving up their DNA by offering them bottled water.

Number 3: Failing to catch the water vapor lost when sun-drying tomatoes.

Number 2: Letting some rivers flow all the way to the sea.

And the Number 1 way Californians are still wasting water during the drought: Letting clouds just drift east into Nevada.


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